back by popular demand, its Evan's words of wisdom!!!! word of wisdom number one: if you cannot sing, do not perform in front of a bunch of deaf, brainwashed girls in chicago, illinois (cough, cough, corbin). {i'm chillin with my guys, we steppin out tonight...} secondly, do not let ur son or daughter date the son or daughter of your high school sweetheart without telling them (rufus humphrey!!!!) otherwise, when your son invites his girlfriend over for thanksgiving dinner and she brings her mom, you will be caught in a very tough position, judging by the fact that your wife and ex-girlfriend might have some...well...unfinshed business. GOSSIP GIRL REFERENCE ALERT! the third word of wisdom is: always order the gingerbread ice blended from coffee bean! its amazing! word of wisdom number 4: if your house's heater is being stubborn and will not work and is thus leaving your family freezing for 2 weeks, you can at least help yourself by wearing your comfortable senior sweatshirt to bed at night! it warms your bitter heart...trust me. number 5: always see a group of middle schoolers perform the lion king! it'll be so fabulous....but you might wanna jump up there and sing yourself. and then you might catch yourself thinking "ooo what if my class did THIS musical??" but then you will realize you've only gotten your hopes up.....heh heh heh. and lastly, the most important word of wisdom of all is: never have a (body part) so impressive, that an alumni that you rarely talked to relates to one of your classmates that you have an "impressive INSERT WHATEVER APPLIES HERE (like mad-libs!)" okay then! this is the oh so wise evan signing off. until next time......
love, evan
i will have more frequent installments math class...i promise! :-)
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